Saute. Heat oil in a large stockpot over medium-high heat. Add the onion and jalapeño and sauté, stirring occasionally, for 5 minutes. Add the garlic and sauté for 1-2 minutes, stirring occasionally, until fragrant.
Simmer. Add vegetable stock, diced vegetables, tomatoes, chipotle and adobo sauce, chili powder, cumin, paprika and stir to combine. Continue cooking until the soup reaches a simmer. Reduce heat to medium-low to maintain a low simmer, cover, and cook for 15-20 minutes or until all of the veggies are cooked.
Add beans and kale. Stir in the beans and kale until evenly combined. Taste the soup and season with salt and pepper as needed.
Serve. Serve warm, garnished with lots and lots of your favorite toppings.